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                (Meistermusik and The Masonic Funeral Music) 

 

                                        Spy Report 

 

 

                                  

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                                                 Mecklenburg              

                          Duke Georg Augustus von Mecklenburg-Strelitz        

                 Died on November 6th, 1785, in Tyrnau, Hungary, at age 37.

                                  Queen Charlotte's Younger Brother.

                  One of the two Aristocrats who died in November, 1785.

                          Memorial Service: November 17th, 1785.

                    Location: The Crowned Hope Masonic Lodge, Vienna.

                             Music: The Masonic Funeral Music.

                             Music Analyzed by Spies-R-Us.

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        Is this what the Vienna Freemasons feared??

        English Spies in Italy, Austria, Germany, France, England??

        English Spies in their midst, reporting to Queen Charlotte on Masonic Lodge

        activities and **MUSIC** performed in Vienna?? 

        There were 8 Masonic Lodges in Vienna, at one time, before the Emperor

        consolidated them.

        How many Lodges were there in all of Austria?? 

 

        Here is the much-feared Spy Report to the Queen of England, purportedly

        avoided by Mozart and the Lodge Management by composing a New Piece

        for the Memorial Service for Esterhazy and Mecklenburg, who died on

        November 6th and 7th, 1785.

 

        If he hadn't written a NEW PIECE for Esterhazy and Mecklenburg, poor Mozart

        would have been in the Royal Dog House with the Queen of England, where

        there would have been eternal weeping and gnashing of teeth due to taking

        a short-cut, and reusing some recent and appropriate Funeral Music, very

        symbolically correct, with Hiram Abiff represented in the revised piece.

        Her vast network of spies (Musical Spies, in this case) would have discovered

        the shortcut, and reported Mozart to the Foreign Queen, to be charged with

        Royal Snubbery, 3rd Class, and be banned from composing any Masonic

        music with Latin words in England, or eating English Toffee for 2 years,

        in England, on Summer weekdays, before 7:15 AM.  

        If only.....  If only.....   (cough) 

 

        This is the way the Sneaky Queen Charlotte would have discovered that The

        Masonic Funeral Music was a derivative of Meistermusik.

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        Subject: Freemason Spy Report for August, 1785

        To: Co-Regent Queen Charlotte Most High

        From: Austrian Freemason Chief Spy, "Spies R Us"

        Date:  August 31, 1785

        Distribution:

            Original:  The Royal Queen of Perfection.

            Copy1:     Austrian Freemason Spy Files.

            Copy2:     Assistant to the Chief Spy.

            Copy3-12:  Austrian Spy Network. 

 

        Your Exceedingly High Royal Highness,

 

        The treacherous Freemasons held a Promotion Ceremony for a visiting

        member, and the Commoner W.A. Mozart composed a piece for the

        Ceremony which they're calling Meistermusik.

        It was extraordinarily beautiful. 

        This took place at the True Concord Lodge.

        The meeting was pleasant.

        Agent-M attended the meeting.

 

        Signed,

           Tricycle, AFCS

 

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          Subject: Freemason Spy Report for September, 1785

          Nothing to report.  

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         Subject: Freemason Spy Report for October, 1785

         Nothing to report.  

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        Subject: Freemason Spy Report for November, 1785

        To: Co-Regent Queen Charlotte Most High

        From: Austrian Freemason Chief Spy, "Spies R Us"

        Date:  November 30, 1785

        Distribution:

            Original:  The Royal Queen of Perfection.

            Copy1:     Austrian Freemason Spy Files.

            Copy2:     Assistant to the Chief Spy.

            Copy3-12:  Austrian Spy Network. 

 

        Your Exceedingly High Royal Highness,

 

        The treacherous Freemasons held a Memorial Service for your little

        brother on November 17th, 1785, at the Crowned Hope Lodge, according

        to Agent 477. 

        A piece called The Masonic Funeral Music was performed, composed by

        the Commoner W.A. Mozart.

        It was extraordinarily beautiful. 

 

        Agent 477 got hold of the Conductor's Score for this piece, and for the

        piece played in August (Meistermusik) by sneaking into Mozart's home

        when no one was there, and spent many hours comparing the 2 pieces

        to determine if Commoner Mozart had re-used any music from the August

        piece (True Concord Lodge) in the November piece (Crowned Hope Lodge).

        Naturally, such re-use would be an intolerable insult to your little brother

        and to you, since only New things have any significant value (New Jewels,

        New Wine, New Crowns, New Robes, New Cheese, New Grandparents, etc),

        so he HAD to check. 

 

        He was shocked and horrified to discover that the November piece was

        almost identical to the August piece!!

        The Vienna Freemasons are going to regret this sabotage!!

 

        Please let me know if you want us to poison Mozart.

        Or insult him with a bottle of old wine.

 

        And please let us know if you plan to honor the young Duke in some way,

        as we haven't heard anything yet, and thought we would have heard

        something by now.

        If you Do honor him, I'm certain it will be far better than the derivative

        piece of trash the Freemasons call The Masonic Funeral Music!!

 

         Signed,

            Tricycle, AFCS

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             [Note: Mozart's tribute might have been the only one in Europe for the two

          fallen Aristocrats.]

      

        Yeah, those Musical Spies employed by the Queen are pretty sharp - and

         numerous!!  Keeping tabs on ALL the Lodges in Vienna and elsewhere!!

         Checking Royally Related music to see if it's Brand New, by checking

         older pieces for similarities. It's a lot of work!!

 

         They would have to keep tabs on ALL the Lodges because they wouldn't

         know where the next Royal insult or threat would come from.

 

         So, Mozart must have been forced to write a New Piece so that the Duke's

         friends and the Foreign English Queen wouldn't be offended by 4-month old

         music - discovering it through the Foreign Queen's vast Network of "Freemason"

         Spies, something he and the Lodge Management were terribly afraid of,

         cowering in fear like a bunch of 3rd Graders. 

 

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         Time to change the Password.

         Time to change the Secret Handshake.

         Where's the Security Officer???

         Where did those Spies go??

         Where are the Masonic Crayons and Coloring Books??

         When do we get our Nap??

         When do we get our Snack??

         Can we go home, now??